No please stop calling me Sweatlee. My actual name is Suet Li, 18, unemployed, college dropout.
Loves to eat. Plays basketball. Hates to drive. That's basically all you need to know about me.
With my new camera, I've been going on a rampant take-everything-I-see campaign. I figured that everyone must be bored to death by now since I only post pictures of myself (and I do admit i'm not really extremely pretty so it gets kinda boring).
So! I've decided to do a food review! Wah first time right. I love food. I absolutely adore food. I love to eat almost everything and anything. Last time when I was young (and fat), I was often asked this question. "what food do you NOT like to eat?" and my answer will always be "hmm, chilli!" but now since I'm all grown up, I have to show my macho macho man face and start eating chilli so the conclusion is there is NOTHING I don't like to eat!
To cut the long winded story short, it's fair to say that I actually live to eat.
o.0
So food review! I suck at this really. Considering how much I actually love eating, I simply cannot describe food really well. All I know is food! yum yum chomp chomp mmm niceee, and the food's all gone. What do I know about the sensational taste! I know shit about how the texture is smooth or how it tickles your taste bud.
But let's get back to the long-awaited review okay.
Oklah I didn't eat at like some fancy place or something but that doesn't mean I can't talk about it isn't it! (oh by the way, I had this freaking weird dream of someone peeping at me while I bathe at this really fancy house where I actually bathe using the water from this multi-layer bird bath thingy. and then that someone tried to kill me and suddenly ALL the people I know appeared to save me wtf wtf)
SOOOOOOOO.. I have been wanting to try out this restaurant called Eden for quite some time. I heard the food's good and reasonably priced and since it's a rather old reputable restaurant, I figured nothing should go wrong right?
Hmm, let's just say I'll never go there again, ever. The variety was scarce, the ambience wasn't great, and the service was just alright. They only have 3 types of pasta! And like 4 types of main meals with chicken. Bah.
This is some burger which I ordered out of frustation cause there isn't anything else to eat! It's erm, okay, nothing really special. And the worst insult any burger can get is this: "Ramlee burger tastes better" as quoted from my brother. So 'nuff said. (RM15.50)
This is erm, some chicken thingy which is so freaking small! I can get this anywherelah, chinese coffee shop also got ok. It's nice but full stop. just nice. (RM15.50)
And my parents didn't eat cause they just had their dinner somewhere else so when they told the waitress they weren't eating, she kept insisting that they order something. They said no we are rather full but she said no, try the soup blahblah recite entire menu which isn't very long to begin with.
Bah people say no means no lah and when my parents insisted that they were too full, the waitress pulled a sour face and walked away! wtf.
So there, an unsatisfying meal.
This is the nicest thing I can find in the restaurant. And they charged us for water! A good restaurant doesn't charge for water, it's always complimentary. Dad said a good restaurant throws in free wine too haha.
The next day, we decided to eat at this restaurant called CSI, Celestial Steakhouse International, which was featured in the paper last week. We got lost for an hour and finally abandoned any hope of finding it and came all the way back to Subang to eat. We always pass by San Francisco Steakhouse but never really want to try it so decided to try it this time.
I like the ambience. Cosy, casual, and elegant at the same time.
I was starving and could eat a cow by then so we quickly ordered. Then, we were given complimentary warm buns and water! Now, THIS is a good restaurant. *yum yum warm buns rowr They didn't even complain when I asked for another warm soft delicious bun with butter please! twice. =D
Turkey and pasta salad or something. Erm tastes like salad.
This is really nice! Beef fillet with some sauce. See! I can never do a food review cause I can't recall food names. Heck I can't even remember movie/book/song titles. My dad ordered medium rare and it tastes soooo good in your mouth. It isn't very rare and filled with juicy blood that type so I really like it. The sauce is really good too.
This is my spring chicken! which I shared with mom since I was rather bloated from all that warm soft delicious buns. For me, it's slightly better than alright. I don't fancy BBQ sauce that much. The chicken is tender and soft and the fries! God I love homemade fries unlike *cough* some place that gave me those zig-zag fries I can buy from Giant and fry myself! This is RM23 I think.
This is bro's beef steak or something. OOH I never thought I'd like beef steaks! It tastes soooo good really. Just the right tenderness and taste. (RM30+) I think for steaks, the price is rather reasonable.
OOH bread and butter pudding! I love B&B puddings! Especially soft warm ones like this one here. So good, so warm, so niceee! What kinda food review is this lah! I kept saying ooh so nicee! =.=
Oh. dad's fillet + the turkey salad + the pudding + a soup= RM38.90 not bad right?
We used to frequent TGIF a lot whenever dad comes home but now we have a new place to go!
Happy people.
So the conclusion is SanFrancisco Steakhouse wins hands down. like totally. Heck, even their water tastes better than Eden's (cause free mah, anything free is good)
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OOH my baby is coming back! Oh yeah tomorrow yay yay tomorrow ooh ooh ah ah ooh ooh tomorrow tomorrow! One more dayyy, 24 more hoursss ya ya oooohh! Let's put your hands up in the air! And shout like crazayyyyy. yeah yeah can I hear you say it! T-O-M-O-R-R-O-W! come let's do it again! say it yeah yeah say it!!!1
*tired
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Shh, I have been keeping this for a week now but now that he's on the plane so he can't read this! I hope that hotel in Singapore doesn't have wifi or something. Bee if you're reading then stop right now cause I wanna surprise you at the airport! (please lah hun pleaseeee stop reading)
I dyed my hair =D
Is it too brown?! I hope it's just the light. see? it's not so brown in the day.
This is if I curl a few strands. I'm super lazy lah when I wanna curl my hair I just curl the front part.
So
is this considered a new hairdo? it is right it is! I know it's not
something drastic like cutting my hair short but this is my first step
in deflowering my hair ok! No more village girl ok! (some hairdresser
called me village girl cause my hair was a virgin, unpermed,
unstraightened, undyed blabla)
Eh
why everyone kept telling me that I shouldn't do anything to my nice
long black hair! If you've had this hair for 18 years of your life, you
get extremely bored ok.
Conversation overheard:
Mom: Eh Barry gave you flowers ah! Serene wake up see got flowers! see! me: (groggily) yeah i knowww.. Mom: (to dad) remember when you gave me flowers? of course you do cause it was only ONCE. in 20 years, only ONCE. Dad: grunt Mom: see people only 2 years also give flowers! from US somemore! Dad: curse curse Mom: woi are you listening or not! Sis and me: snicker snicker
wah i spent two hours writing this post. Okay the end back to studying.
P.S: BABE i can't wait to hold you again! to kiss you, to entwine our fingers together, to cuddle against your warm body, to ruffle your hair, to tickle you like crazy, to make fun of your hair haha, to feel you inside wtf ok i better stop now.
P.P.S: oh yeah I really want to know this. what do you think of red french manicure? I don't have white nail polish, so..how is it? My mom said it's super ugly. =(
It was about 3.45 p.m and I'd just come back from college. I had two papers today, economics and chemistry. It was a tiring day cause I only slept for less than 3 hours the night before, burning the midnight oil. When I got home, no one was in as usual. I plopped myself onto the sofa and turned on the tv. Nope nothing nice. I was feeling hot, so I took off my jeans and tshirt. I like to walk around half-naked sometimes when no one is home.
The doorbell rang two minutes later and a timid voice called out hello. I ignored it cause it sounded like another salesgirl. Maybe someone asking for donation again. I've been spending a ridiculously huge sum on charity these days (and they might be scams) so I don't bother answering the door. Hello, she called again, louder this time.
I ran into the room to get dressed and lazily walked out to the door. Standing outside was a girl holding a bouquet of flowers, nah nothing new.
WAIT. A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS??? ALL ROSES?! EIGHT RED ROSES AND FOUR WHITE ROSES? TWELVE IN TOTAL?!?!
That girl was grinning sneakily at me by now, calling out hello are you okay m'am.
NO I'M MORE THAN OKAY. I'M...I'M.. *faints
m'am wake up m'am. please sign this first.
I asked who is this from and she said don't know m'am., there's a card inside.
I signed it shakily and took the flowers. She said bye and walked away while still grinning at me. Thank you very much, I said.
Thank you very much indeed.
I checked again to be sure that it was sent to me, not my sister or brother or aunty or grandfather. Yeap, Liew Suet Li it says.
AWWW BEAR! How did you do it! Did you order it before you went away? The card was in your writing! It couldn't have been someone else! And it says Happy Two Years Anniversary! Who could've known the meaning of the four white flowers then!
AWWWWWWWW I love you.
it's not just about receiving the flowers, since you did give me flowers on our monthly anniversaries anyway, but it's about you being thoughtful enough to pre-order the flowers and had them sent over on 12/12. So this is the emo thing you don't wanna tell me about! although I threatened you to. (you STILL have to write an emo post i don't care)
I wanted to write a super geli goosebumps-inducing emo post today but seeing what you did for me, my super geli goosebumps-inducing emo post will not stand a chance. you win me hands down babe. so therefore the conclusion is I don't have to write anymore. hoho
baby come home quick okay. another THREE more days and we'll be whole once again. as corny as it may sound, it does make me feel horny. wtf wtf
YOU KNOW WHAT?? MY DAD (HE WORKS IN DUBAI) CAME BACK AND BOUGHT A SPANKIN' NEW CAMERA! AM I A SUPER LUCKY GIRL OR WHAT!! WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!
COME I SHOW YOU.
oh i didn't take any pictures with the camera, i mean like duh of course take pics of myself lah! =D
he bought the latest Lumix omgbbq which is damn damn damn freaking nice ok got pink/blue/black colour also but he chose the boring ol' silver. bah. =D
oh and he didn't give me the new Lumix but gave me his Nikon instead (which is only 5 months old anyway!!1) =D
I feel so blessed. and thankful amen. and most of all i feel so..camwhoric giler giler. So without further ado, here I present you..the camera!
Err..wait.
okay I do NOT have any picture of the camera T__T all pictures of myself.. erm myself.. wait another 20 more of myself.
Ah, I'm glad the camwhore in me is back.
Yesterday, I drove to college and back and I was stuck in the jam for some time. I have no idea why or how but I found out that I 'accidentally' brought the camera out for erm, in case of emergencies.
Wah poser sial with shades somemore but because I just regain my wholly-deserved camwhore status, I think I'll give myself the liberty to ber-poser all I want! Hmmp.
Look at me I'm a puffer fish wtf (eh what is puffer fish)
Mummy see I'm driving while camwhoring! Hoho please do it at home nolah I where got so pro, was still stuck in jam.
oh finally! a 3/4 picture of my camera. and me heh.
ish got this driver next to me damn annoying one. I was heheh applying makeup and camwhoring hehehe in the jam and he just kept staring and staring. Oi look at the road la stare so much if you're handsome you can stare all you want lah but muka macam cibai only.
Ehem so, the cars started moving and he was still staring knn until kena honked by other cars. padan muka. You should see the way he senyum kambing at me. Never see people camwhore before meh! And goddammit please take out your ugly super black shiny shades la ok. you know that type that got rainbow colours one when reflected. aiyah dunno how to explain lah but super fugly kao kao.
Right, back to pictures of, surprise surprise, myself again.
Wah so artistic dunno who take one leh. This, ladies and gents, is a picture of myself behind the wheel looking extremely bored with an old lady looking at me in the background. oh wait, she wasn't looking at me. *disappointed
Hey let me ask you this! How many wheels does a car has?
5! plus the steering wheel! so smart.
This is a picture of myself pretending to be excited because I'm stuck in yet another jam.
And this is a picture of myself pointing at the door.
This is a helmet on the road. I wonder what happened..
This is me trying to look funny.
This is me in the salon waiting for Esther. (with a guy who mysteriously appeared from thin air and who actually knew I was taking a picture but pretended to look as if he didn't)
A picture of me with yellow teeth, the mysterious guy and half of a roasted to perfection Jessica.
Oklah that's all you can wake up from your deep slumber now.
Fuh, I'm happy to be back =)
Please download that thing to contribute to my 'buy new clothes' fund. kthxbye.
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And to my beloved prude reaching, happy 20th birthday! I wanted to be as bad as Aud and put your makeupless pictures but guess why I didn't? Cause I'm damn kind.
So to the girl who is proud to have single eyelids and has the loveliest curls ever, you are getting old. hoho. (and also the girl who has the prettiest clothes. why i keep puji-ing u! also the girl who..who..shit I can't think of any flaws)
and I really wanna post that pic of you smiling with one tooth out hahahahah but nevermindlah I'm far too kind wtf.
I hereby would like to apologize to Prudence Pang Tze Ching for rejecting her kind invite to go out for a drink at Starbucks because I was being a pig although I haven't met her in an awefully, insanely long time.
Signed,
Suet the pig
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HUHU why lah why. It's her bday somemore why am I like this you tell me. Why everyone likes to ask me out in the EVENING. Isn't it a universal fact that evenings are napping time?
And nothing, I repeat, NOTHING can ever pry me away from my beautiful sleep. except, maybe..the second love of my life..food. OMG the first love of my life also cannot pry me away from sleep.
Ya allah why am I such a pig!
You know right, it's really hard for me to wake up in the morning one. BUT if I know/smell/is told that there'll be nice delicous food waiting for me, I can surely wake up really fast! This theory has been tested and proven. yeap, clinically correct wtf.
Oh yeah, the phone convo:
Tze: Hello? Groggy Suet: err yeah? who's this? Tze: tze ching here. suet: who's this?! tze: tze ching here! suet: i know you are reaching lah, who's this??
haha wtf damn blur. Dunno whether I did say the last line out loud or not but that was what I was thinking.
Anyway that's all for this short update. Aud said i should rename my blog Ya Allah since that phrase is so funny. (i stole that from baz) BUT I can't do it cause this blog is supposed to be clean. Purified. Free from all racism, religionism, and sexism (although I'm a feminist at times).
So I think babi betul suits me more. Babi means pig in Malay omg my malay is damn good i got A1 ok wtf.
My baby is coming home in about 10 days!!!!!!!!!!!111111
And we're turning two in about 6 daysssss!!!!!!!!11
And I'm testing another theory. I wanna see what will my exam results be if I don't study hoho.
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although I don't celebrate Christmas but what the heck..
(getting admitted to a US college, preferably Mount Holyoke)
And thank you for giving me that 47 kg, although I did all the work anyway >=(
Hmmp show me your magical power lah Santa. If not I'm going to burn down all the christmas trees I see! and rip open other people's christmas presents! and crash every single christmas party there is and AND gobble down all the food!
wuuu, so scary hor me. wtf. wuuu~
wtf wtf
So anyway, come everyone! get going and do your own Xmas list! post your pics in your blog or whatever but must tell me ok! I want to see what you people want and laugh at you for never going to get any of it muahaha.
eh and why is Christmas Xmas? why is christ an X? I thought he was crucified at a cross, t? why not tmas? Huh?? HUH??!
too much intellectual discussion for one day, better take a long nap now.
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Actually I'm a very simple person with only two main principles in life.
1. never finish your food 2. never bathe more than twice a day
For the past few months, I've been a bad girl and have been finishing my food lickety clean! And yesterday, I almost bathed three times ok! fuh something is very wrong.
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