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THE CAMWHORE IS BACK!!!1 FOR REAL
YOO HOOOOO!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT?? MY DAD (HE WORKS IN DUBAI) CAME BACK AND BOUGHT A SPANKIN' NEW CAMERA! AM I A SUPER LUCKY GIRL OR WHAT!! WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!
COME I SHOW YOU.
oh i didn't take any pictures with the camera, i mean like duh of course take pics of myself lah! =D
he bought the latest Lumix omgbbq which is damn damn damn freaking nice ok got pink/blue/black colour also but he chose the boring ol' silver. bah. =D
oh and he didn't give me the new Lumix but gave me his Nikon instead (which is only 5 months old anyway!!1) =D
I feel so blessed. and thankful amen. and most of all i feel so..camwhoric giler giler. So without further ado, here I present you..the camera!
Err..wait.
okay I do NOT have any picture of the camera T__T all pictures of myself..
erm myself..
wait another 20 more of myself.
Ah, I'm glad the camwhore in me is back.
Yesterday, I drove to college and back and I was stuck in the jam for some time. I have no idea why or how but I found out that I 'accidentally' brought the camera out for erm, in case of emergencies.
Wah poser sial with shades somemore but because I just regain my wholly-deserved camwhore status, I think I'll give myself the liberty to ber-poser all I want!
Hmmp.
Look at me I'm a puffer fish wtf (eh what is puffer fish)
Mummy see I'm driving while camwhoring! Hoho please do it at home nolah I where got so pro, was still stuck in jam.
oh finally! a 3/4 picture of my camera. and me heh.
ish got this driver next to me damn annoying one.
I was heheh applying makeup and camwhoring hehehe in the jam and he just kept staring and staring. Oi look at the road la stare so much if you're handsome you can stare all you want lah but muka macam cibai only.
Ehem so, the cars started moving and he was still staring knn until kena honked by other cars. padan muka. You should see the way he senyum kambing at me. Never see people camwhore before meh!
And goddammit please take out your ugly super black shiny shades la ok. you know that type that got rainbow colours one when reflected.
aiyah dunno how to explain lah but super fugly kao kao.
Right, back to pictures of, surprise surprise, myself again.
Wah so artistic dunno who take one leh. This, ladies and gents, is a picture of myself behind the wheel looking extremely bored with an old lady looking at me in the background.
oh wait, she wasn't looking at me. *disappointed
Hey let me ask you this! How many wheels does a car has?
5! plus the steering wheel! so smart.
This is a picture of myself pretending to be excited because I'm stuck in yet another jam.
And this is a picture of myself pointing at the door.
This is a helmet on the road. I wonder what happened..
This is me trying to look funny.
This is me in the salon waiting for Esther. (with a guy who mysteriously appeared from thin air and who actually knew I was taking a picture but pretended to look as if he didn't)
A picture of me with yellow teeth, the mysterious guy and half of a roasted to perfection Jessica.
Oklah that's all you can wake up from your deep slumber now.
Fuh, I'm happy to be back =)
Please download that thing to contribute to my 'buy new clothes' fund. kthxbye.
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And to my beloved prude reaching, happy 20th birthday! I wanted to be as bad as Aud and put your makeupless pictures but guess why I didn't? Cause I'm damn kind.
So to the girl who is proud to have single eyelids and has the loveliest curls ever,
you are getting old. hoho.
(and also the girl who has the prettiest clothes. why i keep puji-ing u! also the girl who..who..shit I can't think of any flaws)
and I really wanna post that pic of you smiling with one tooth out hahahahah but nevermindlah I'm far too kind wtf.
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Public apologyI hereby would like to apologize to Prudence Pang Tze Ching for rejecting her kind invite to go out for a drink at Starbucks because I was being a pig although I haven't met her in an awefully, insanely long time.
Signed,
Suet the pig
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HUHU why lah why. It's her bday somemore why am I like this you tell me. Why everyone likes to ask me out in the EVENING. Isn't it a universal fact that evenings are napping time?
And nothing, I repeat, NOTHING can ever pry me away from my beautiful sleep. except, maybe..the second love of my life..food.
OMG the first love of my life also cannot pry me away from sleep.
Ya allah why am I such a pig!
You know right, it's really hard for me to wake up in the morning one. BUT if I know/smell/is told that there'll be nice delicous food waiting for me, I can surely wake up really fast!
This theory has been tested and proven. yeap, clinically correct wtf.
Oh yeah, the phone convo:
Tze: Hello?
Groggy Suet: err yeah? who's this?
Tze: tze ching here.
suet: who's this?!
tze: tze ching here!
suet: i know you are reaching lah, who's this??
haha wtf damn blur. Dunno whether I did say the last line out loud or not but that was what I was thinking.
Anyway that's all for this short update. Aud said i should rename my blog Ya Allah since that phrase is so funny. (i stole that from baz) BUT I can't do it cause this blog is supposed to be clean. Purified. Free from all racism, religionism, and sexism (although I'm a feminist at times).
So I think babi betul suits me more. Babi means pig in Malay omg my malay is damn good i got A1 ok wtf.
My baby is coming home in about 10 days!!!!!!!!!!!111111
And we're turning two in about 6 daysssss!!!!!!!!11
And I'm testing another theory. I wanna see what will my exam results be if I don't study hoho.
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although I don't celebrate Christmas but what the heck..
(getting admitted to a US college, preferably Mount Holyoke)
  And thank you for giving me that 47 kg, although I did all the work anyway >=(
Hmmp show me your magical power lah Santa. If not I'm going to burn down all the christmas trees I see! and rip open other people's christmas presents! and crash every single christmas party there is and AND gobble down all the food!
wuuu, so scary hor me. wtf. wuuu~
wtf wtf
So anyway, come everyone! get going and do your own Xmas list! post your pics in your blog or whatever but must tell me ok! I want to see what you people want and laugh at you for never going to get any of it muahaha.
eh and why is Christmas Xmas? why is christ an X? I thought he was crucified at a cross, t? why not tmas? Huh?? HUH??!
too much intellectual discussion for one day, better take a long nap now.
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Actually I'm a very simple person with only two main principles in life.
1. never finish your food
2. never bathe more than twice a day
For the past few months, I've been a bad girl and have been finishing my food lickety clean! And yesterday, I almost bathed three times ok! fuh something is very wrong.
Posted at 1:56:36 pm by expectation
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Hello.
Everytime when my exams are somewhere around the corner, I will surely find something to waste time on so this time is no exception.
I wanted to see how I look like with brown eyes, so I came up with this ingenious idea of cutting someone else's eyes and paste in on mine with Paint.
Oklah not too bad. My eyes look so watery like wanna cry only.
Then, I thought..hmm why stop here! Let's try blue!
OMG like Buffy the vampire slayer 0_o
This isn't an easy task. I have to slowly trace out the pair of eyes I want and then paste it on mine. So then I finally came up with this amazing-est idea! Why don't I google for any software that can change eye colours! WAh I'm so smart. *pat pat
RED! and purple for Jess. you squint until so small cannot see also.
Olive for me, and grey for her. And that thingy down there is some disclaimer stating that I'm using an unregistered copy blabla not illegal ok.
I see that same picture until wanna vomit.
Grey for this guy whose hair covers half of his face anyway. <3 baby 2 more weeks omg omg *hyperventilates
Blue for the classy girl, pink purplish for the ah lian and green for the siao chabor.
Nah look like rabbit edi see you still like pink or not, Aud! Eh tze, blue looks good no? As for me, ehem green grey red yellow what colour also nice lah hoho.
Jo! striking blue! nice? mine is dunno what capalang colour.
Clem! Brown for you. and purple for me!
Ding dong, green for you! Hahaha nice or not! Mine is brown, not so obvious.
Can match the colour of your eyes with your clothes too!
Nah last one, blue karer. I know i look hahahoho la don't laugh.
And being the kind person that I am, I almost volunteered to edit pictures for anyone who wants me to. BUT! my exams are coming so just google for that ok? Or you want me to fail =(
And I super hate Chemistry wanna drop that damn subject as soon as possible lah. Anyone willing to tutor me? I can catch up really fast but just not in the mood to study Chem. Tutor must be male, aged 18-21, good-looking, smart obviously, and having an American accent earns some brownie points.
Yaya i know, barry ooi faster come back and tutor me.
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my (last) day in the pool
Remind me why I stopped swimming a year ago please.
Yesterday,
I thought that since swimming is the best way to lose weight, why don't
i start now! Although it wasn't easy to coax myself to have enough
willpower to change into my swimsuit and to walk all the way to the
pool, I managed to do it!
Boy, was it hard or what. I took the
elevator down, walked fifteen steps to the poolside, took ten minutes
to find a dry spot to put my stuff and another ten minutes to persuade
myself to just jump in. Argh, i hate cold water.
Reasons why I should stop swimming once and for all:
1.
I hate to swim when people are watching. Okay look at my flat boobs or
jiggling tummy all you want, that I wouldn't be so embarrassed. But
stop staring at my every move will you! You damn pervert. Somemore use
goggles to ogle!
2. Everytime I try to fit into my swimsuit,
it somehow just doesn't fit anymore. Other than that, I simply just
look fatter than I did in this same suit few months/years ago. Err, I
think I did read somewhere that swimsuits shrink after some time.
Riiiight? Of course I'm right.
self denial kao kao.
3. As of
today, I've had at least 36 random objects thrown onto my head/body. I
often wake up 20 minutes later to find myself outside the pool, naked
with kids pointing and laughing at me.
Ok maybe not the last part
but yes, I do find myself being the victim of children's game. Like
'hey let's play see who can hit that girl with big tummy on the head!'
kinda game. It doesn't help that I like kids so I'll usually smile and
say it's okay kids, hit me all you want. I'll even throw in a prize for
those who succeed.
4. How come noone understands the fact that
when someone stops exercising for an awfully long time, she usually
will not regain her utmost potential in the span of 1 minute? I mean
obviously I won't swim like 356 laps after retiring for so long right!
How come when I came up 20 minutes later announcing that I'm done for
the day then everyone point and laugh at me! =(
Even my grandma/uncle/aunty/long lost cousins call me from the other end of the world to ask if I really did swim only 5 laps.
err,
and for the record, I did NOT swim only 5 laps ok. I swam TEN laps. And
it's okay, it's a common mistake to think 10 laps is an easy feat.
Let me show you how one lap is counted.
oklah last time I thought that's 2 laps ok.
5.
God knows what's the content of the water in the pool. I don't mind
urine that much cause when I was young, I used to treat the pool as my
toilet bowl too. But but other than that, it's just plain disgusting. I
know the myth of getting pregnant cause of some random sperm is busted
but the thought of people actually ejaculating in pools! omg. enough to
haunt me for the rest of my life and the life after that.
And conversation overheard today (on purpose):
Kid1 jumps into the pool after going to the toilet.
Kid1: Ah! finally shit edi!
kid2: how was the shit?
kid1: very big lah! came out so fast.
kid2: oh no wonder just now u can't hold it in and came out abit la!
OMG.
No wonder lah! and I thought that black little pile of something was a
stone! That was the last straw. I finally compiled enough excuses to
get outta the pool.
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I know everyone has had enough
of my adventures (ok so fine, boring adventures that weren't really
that adventurous at all) in the bus but today! I met another funny
person while waiting for the bus.
There was this old, 70-ish
year old lady waiting for bus. She asked me for direction and since I'm
such a kind soul at heart who secretly loves to dig her nose which
isn't so secretive anymore, I gave her the direction. I have nothing
against old folks, in fact, I even like them cause they look so frail
and weak. But if there's one thing i hate about them, it's their
ability to ignore whatever you just said and reply as if you didn't say
anything.
If your brain is too slow in digesting what I just said, let me give you an example.
Kind hearted me who secretly loves digging her nose: You have to take this bus, and then change bus blabla.
Old woman: I always take the other bus! And it always goes to Summit.
Me: No no! They changed the route ages ago. It doesn't go there anymore.
old woman: I always take the other bus! And it always goes to Summit!
Me: err, no I've been taking that bus for the past few months. It does NOT go there.
old woman: I always take the other bus! And it always goes to Summit!
dot dot dot.
I
think she was partially deaf, that's why. I'm not cursing her la ok but
why didn't she just listen! Then why did she ask for the direction in
the first place!
Okay that wasn't that bad. What was worse was there was this car waiting to pick someone up near the bus stop.
That
said old woman knocked on the window and asked if she can hitch a ride.
I think the woman in car said no cause she wasn't gonna use that road.
When her daughter came and opened the door, that old woman just barged
in, sat down and closed the door wtf!
Where got people so rude one! After 10 minutes of negotiating, that old woman was kicked out.
Don't know if I should sympathize her or not. Later, she continued talking to me but I found a neat trick
while talking to people like this. Mmm, yeah. mmm, ok. mmm, i'm so
sexy. And she'd go on talking and talking without realizing what i just
said. And somemore she spoke to me in Mandarin. Halo? I'm a banana
(PARTIALLY, I CAN UNDERSTAND OK) how to answer you.
I hope I don't grow old to be like that. Bah.
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blabla download that thing blabla ok continue to pretend this does not exist blaa.
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