If you are an avid reader of my blog, or any of the member of The Club's blog, you'd know that we shamelessly formed a club called TheClub wtf. So what do we do? How and when did we come up with this brilliant idea? And who exactly are we? Jeng jeng jeng wtf

As we all know, Audrey and I had a longstanding feud and we somehow became best friend after series of unfortunate events. As for Tze, we urm. uhh. had mutual friends. uhh. okay fine in actual fact we read each others' blogs. There you have it! our biggest secret of The Club's formation is out.

So we sorta liked each other and although we practically have nothing in common at all and our styles differ like crazy, we still clicked incredibly well enough to form a club. Hmm I don't remember who came up with this childish idea (I think it's tze cause she always says we girls need to feel like we belong wtf)

Lately, we recruited another member (Jiameei) and now we're notoriously known as the fearless foursome wtf. Our mission is to be pretty always and the objectives of this club are to err, stay pretty everytime or else that person will get kicked out and we'll recruit a new member and also to always remember to say wtf. wtf.

Aiya talk so much no one will read also so here is the moment we've all been waiting for wtf

First club meeting at KimGary the day after Odori came home. See I told you our styles are so damned different! We have Tze the classy dresser, the Sei Ah Lian and the serious me wtf. Nolah I had to work that's why I was wearing a shirt okay T___T usually I dress damn slutty one wtf. oops that's Jiameei haha.

Woah why is this picture so big! Anyway this, ladies and gents, is 3/4 of TheClub! We went clubbing in Maison last Thursday, which is also my first clubbing experience *big shiny eyes. (btw Aud looks like she's gonna cry anytime soon)

I didn't quite like the loud music and being sandwiched but they all say it's part of the experience worrrr. Huhu and also, my eyes were closed most of the time cause the smoke irritated my eyes and my eyes felt like they were bleeding! Are there any clubs out there that aren't so packed and where people don't smoke inside??

Tze and I at Darus after clubbing. Wah I suddenly felt like I'm conforming to the norm by posting pictures of myself in happening places haha. I don't mean Darus lah I meant Maison.

With our temporary member of the night, Lilin wtf. otherwise known as candle wtf geddit geddit??

3/4 of TheClub again.

Finally! A picture of our new member, Jiameei! She looks so damned good here, right!

Third club meeting at MyHome in Hartamas! zomg aren't we cool wtf.

Tze and I again. We were both wearing off shoulder tops! Why are we such sluts wtf. God look at my rambut yang sungguh tidak terurus! How to make the bottom of your hair listens to you more ah?

That's all for our current activities. As a dutiful secretary, I shall write my next report on recent activities as prompt as possible. (yes i was forced to be the secretary while aud and tze are still fighting for the president's position but i think they've peacefully settled on becoming co-presidents while Jmeei the new member is bullied into becoming the kuli wtf)

And please don't comment on who's your favourite club member okay we are all equally your favourites right? hahah i don't know why but I really can't imagine a guy reading all of this!

psst, nice to meet you, cass! I really don't know how you managed to spot me in that huge crowd.

p.s: new job! "Looking for O2 and Dopod promoters, every fri-sun, Subang Parade, basic RM100+commission. 11am-9pm, call Alvin at 0166666038"

I think guys can apply too and I think the commission should be rather good.

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Yoohoo I have a job for you people who need jobs!

"Drama RTM wants a Chinese to act as mangsa rogol in July (casting). high pay for 1 scene at Perak. Age 20-30, interested call jeffrey 0122698646"

HAHAHAHHAHAHA DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU DID YOU MANGSA ROGOL WTF. What makes him think I can act as a mangsa rogol (rape victim)!!! And why damn racist one must be chinese! And why must go all the way to Perak one! hahahaha.

okay so if anyone is interested, please tell me first before you call Jeff. He'll kill me for publishing this but it's tooo funny not to! I would so go for the casting if it's not in Perak and if I can scream >.> If you know me in real life, you should know that my voice is a little rough and I can't scream for nuts. I don't know why but I just can't! Whenever I tried to, my voice just go blank. like. nothing comes out!

I've always wondered whatever will happen to me if I get raped someday. I can't scream and the rapist will think I'm enjoying it and he'll rape me harder =(

That's probably the saddest thing that will ever happen to me. To get raped and not be able to scream for help because I can't.

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Boyfriend bought some gifts for me from the states!

A super cool speaker for my Ipod <3

Ipod case for my scratched Ipod.

Slippers wtf

Other pictures left stagnant in camera:

Camwhoring in the Bazmobile again.

Oh! My new belt from shopaholicsunited! I took ages to decide on this so please say it's nice ok!

In the airport waiting for a certain someone. The airport is like my second home now! I go there so often until I'm so sick of it. Dad's working in Dubai for over 2 years already so I go there every 3/4 months.

A certain someone flapping her arms.

Odori chan! and all her rubbish wtf

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Okay I was working last weekend with Volvo (volvo is the best car ever i can't emphasize more on this please buy volvo cars wtf) and I saw this realllllly reallyyyyyyy cute guy driving an SLK. He was dropping another ultra cute friend off so he was waiting in his car.

I approached him, did my thing (give out the free Volvo gift lah) and noticed that he was wearing a Burberry shirt, Gucci belt, Armani jeans and he has an LV wallet! zomg don't ask me how I noticed so many things in 0.02 seconds. And he was soooo drop dead handsome ok!

After some time, his cute friend came back and passed him a free Starbucks sample. So the question for today is, were they gays? were they were they?? I mean they were both sooo cute and everyone knows cute guys are either taken or gays! And why would his friend bring him a Starbucks sample? I mean if you're a guy and you're straight, would you take a sample, drink half of it with the intention of saving half for your friend in the car?

Mattho said he would. I'm kinda worried that he might not be so straight after all.

Okay I don't know lah I'm not a guy but will you?

Oh another incident! There was this rather cute guy dropping his girlfriend off in his bimmer (BMW) and he was posing outside his car, awaiting the grand highness' return. And he was seriously posing kao kao okay, flipping his long hair, hands in pockets, slowly turning his head, body leaning on car. I have to admit that he was kinda cute so I was looking at him and I guess he knew i was watching so he posed even more!

Then when his girlfriend returned, he didn't even bother opening the door for her! He just walked (very slowly, still flipping hair) to his side and glanced at me! wtf fuck off lah i hate posers ok somemore so not gentleman didn't open door for gf!

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Sheesh! The Club pictures later when I get hold of them okay!

And we're going clubbing this Thursday. My first clubbing experience

I chup I wanna be the person who takes care of the bags okay! wtf cause I dunno how to dance =( and I don't like to touch sweaty bodies =(

P.S: Thanks for voting in the previous post! I didn't know so many sausages read my blog since I can be quite sexist at times. Kinda flattered hoho. And I didn't know I have so many 'undecided/OR' readers. uhh.

I wanted to blog last night cause I wouldn't sleep at all partly cause I was excited that he's coming back soon, partly cause I'm rather used to sleeping really late but streamyx was a bitch. so, bah.

Yeah my boyfriend is back for real now and the first thing we did was obviously we went and ATE MALAYSIAN FOOD WOOOOT so here ends my diet (which is a lie, it ended the day after I declared it wtf)

I guess I don't have to write about how I feel anymore right? Wrote about that the last time he came home. The awkwardness was still there but wasn't as bad as the first time.

Anyway I'm a very happy girl now, don't need an entry to know that do you? heh. It's so nice to have someone to talk to about every single damned thing again, to have someone to tell you you're not fat every single second, someone to tell you how much he loves you everyday, someone to make you feel a little appreciated, and someone to hold you when you feel weak.

Someone who doesn't care when you pick your nose in front of him and stick it on his hand cause he does it back to you too, someone who farts in your face and laughs till his face turns blue, someone who every single second awaits his opportunity to stick his fingers in your armpits and tickles you to death, someone who tries to lick your nose at the wrongest moment so that you smell the smell of butt wtf (you know how when you lick your hand then when it dries, it smells like your butt wtf not that I know what butt smells like duh i don't smell my own butt but it smells something like that! don't believe, try licking your arm now!)

The list goes on and on. I guess that's why I don't bother looking out for guys anymore, because i know i have the perfect guy here with me. I don't want to have to go through the whole flirting, not knowing each other, being uncomfortable cause you don't know what he likes, and all that again. I know the part when you learn about your partner is the best part, but for me, knowing each other so much and so well beats that.

I'm so looking forward to spending the whole summer with him, so looking forward to our holiday in Phuket this June, so looking forward to boarding the plane (andjointhemilehighclub cough) with him, so looking forward to eating plane food together!!!, so looking forward to spending a week in his college before going to mine, and I'm kinda looking forward to starting a new life in my new college.

'Tis shall be fun! For the first time in my life, I have so many things to look forward to. Not knowing what might happen 5 months from now makes things so exciting. Sometimes, you just need to loosen yourself and not expect so much. Maybe that's all it takes to be a tiny bit happier =)

I know the last part doesn't seem relevant/coherent to the entire post but wtf it does sound good ain't it!

Oh yeah I also want to blog something really serious that has been affecting me lately, something about racism but I'll wait till my new blog comes (cause got locked entries since it's a pretty sensitive issue)

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And for people who are looking for jobs, here are some:

"female usherers needed for a rave in 1utama this June, has to be 18 above, 5'6'' and pleasant looking. Call 0129343069 or 0122842444"

The pay is rather good I think but not too sure how much. Obviously you know why I'm not working for this one here. I called the person and told her that I'm 5'2'' and if I wear 3 inches heels and tiptoe a bit I'll be 5'6''! But she said they need someone who's 5'6'' so when you wear heels you'll be 5'9''

Siao where got girls so tall here in Msia! Anyway if you're that tall, you can go ahead and give her a call alright?

"Fernleaf roadshow starting in June for 3 months, work fri-sun only, 10am-10pm, RM170/day. Interested please call 0122987000"

This one is rather good cause the pay is high but I think you might have to travel outstation. Don't worry, they'll pay for your accomodation and food!

For people who are interested in freelance jobs, do prepare your profile so that you can send it to the agents ok? You just need to include some pictures (head shot, body shot), basic details and work experiences.

Good luck!

The boyfriend is coming back in exactly 3 days from now and my heart can't stop beating like crazy! Berdegup-degup (or berdebar-debar?) for the whole day whenever I thought of it!

God and I haven't decided what to wear yet! And all the other minute details like whether I should tie my hair, let it go or curl it, whether I should wear heels or pumps, whether I should bring a handbag or go without, which watch I should wear, what are the first words I shall say and things like that. It seriously is driving me insane. I'm not kidding when I say I lie awake for an hour every night just questioning things like these.

But then again, I can't possible overlook small details like these cause after all it's our first time meeting in over four months! First impression always counts, even after all these years. Should I hug him first or let him carry me up? Should I kiss him on the lips first or cheek! omg these are truly serious dilemmas.

Sigh but what do you know eh, people who have not been through long-distance relationship? *smug wtf

What do you know about not being able to touch your loved one for so many months? What do you know about being reunited after so long and got separated again? What do you know about the pain of arguing over the phone and not being able to make up physically? What do you know about being celibate for so long? What do you know about the feeling of touching each other again, the feeling of the first hug, the first kiss, the first everything?

Haha I'm such an arse. But I just wanna let you know that if you ever have to go through all this, you'll know how all the waiting is so worth it when you know you are going to meet again in mere 3 days.

3 days.

Sigh, I never knew 3 days could be thaaat long.

3 days.

All I can do is just shit sleep eat and he'll be in my arms again. That's not too hard, or is it?

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I have no idea why but I just feel like talking about my childhood. Back when I was still fat in Standard 6, I used to like this guy for an awfully long time, like 3 years? And that guy was also the heartthrob of the school wtf, and he used to date my popular best friend T___T

So anyway, I still remember all this as if it happened yesterday wtf. What happened was, this Mr Heartthrob liked to snap girls' bra straps. Don't ask me why but because of him, suddenly all the guys went around snapping girls' bra straps as if it's an epidemic.

And what also happened was I still hadn't started wearing bra yet. So I really wanted that guy I liked to pull my bra strap wtf so I went back to 'talk' to my mom about it. I still remember how nervous I felt then!

"Mummy, err..can buy err..bra for me?"

wtfwtfHAHAHAHHAAH. Yeah so she got me my first pair of bras and the next day, I went to school feeling like a grown woman *proud

And that was also the last day of school and all of us were happily throwing flour at water balloons and each other. Ahh, what fond memories. And the moment I was waiting for came..cause that guy finally snapped my bra strap!

Boy, you have no idea how happy I felt then. Like to be accepted, to fit into the norm, to be appreciated. glory glory..

But that moment of glory was replaced by shame when that guy went around telling people that I have no boobs. T_____T

Asshole wtf. I was only Std 6 ok! And he also said I was fat and he'd never like me to my best friend who obviously told me a few seconds later with much enthusiasm. That was my last memory of my primary schooldays which basically summarizes my entire time there.

Oh and I also remember this! When I was in standard 4, I was with my parents in 7-eleven when I saw condoms. I asked them what those are and like any typical Asian parents, they said, "don't ask so much lah"

So! what I did was when I reached home, I immediately reached fot the dictionary and searched for Condom. I didn't understand what the dictionary said at all, something about gloves for men's penises (i didn't even understand penis then) but I didn't want to embarrass myself, so I went up to my parents and rubbed my hands, saying something like "heh heh now I know what it means already! Heh heh heh"

And I only knew the real meaning of condom when I was 14, four long years later =.=

The end wtf I hope you were entertained.