No please stop calling me Sweatlee. My actual name is Suet Li, 18, unemployed, college dropout.
Loves to eat. Plays basketball. Hates to drive. That's basically all you need to know about me.
It was about 3.45 p.m and I'd just come back from college. I had two papers today, economics and chemistry. It was a tiring day cause I only slept for less than 3 hours the night before, burning the midnight oil. When I got home, no one was in as usual. I plopped myself onto the sofa and turned on the tv. Nope nothing nice. I was feeling hot, so I took off my jeans and tshirt. I like to walk around half-naked sometimes when no one is home.
The doorbell rang two minutes later and a timid voice called out hello. I ignored it cause it sounded like another salesgirl. Maybe someone asking for donation again. I've been spending a ridiculously huge sum on charity these days (and they might be scams) so I don't bother answering the door. Hello, she called again, louder this time.
I ran into the room to get dressed and lazily walked out to the door. Standing outside was a girl holding a bouquet of flowers, nah nothing new.
WAIT. A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS??? ALL ROSES?! EIGHT RED ROSES AND FOUR WHITE ROSES? TWELVE IN TOTAL?!?!
That girl was grinning sneakily at me by now, calling out hello are you okay m'am.
NO I'M MORE THAN OKAY. I'M...I'M.. *faints
m'am wake up m'am. please sign this first.
I asked who is this from and she said don't know m'am., there's a card inside.
I signed it shakily and took the flowers. She said bye and walked away while still grinning at me. Thank you very much, I said.
Thank you very much indeed.
I checked again to be sure that it was sent to me, not my sister or brother or aunty or grandfather. Yeap, Liew Suet Li it says.
AWWW BEAR! How did you do it! Did you order it before you went away? The card was in your writing! It couldn't have been someone else! And it says Happy Two Years Anniversary! Who could've known the meaning of the four white flowers then!
AWWWWWWWW I love you.
it's not just about receiving the flowers, since you did give me flowers on our monthly anniversaries anyway, but it's about you being thoughtful enough to pre-order the flowers and had them sent over on 12/12. So this is the emo thing you don't wanna tell me about! although I threatened you to. (you STILL have to write an emo post i don't care)
I wanted to write a super geli goosebumps-inducing emo post today but seeing what you did for me, my super geli goosebumps-inducing emo post will not stand a chance. you win me hands down babe. so therefore the conclusion is I don't have to write anymore. hoho
baby come home quick okay. another THREE more days and we'll be whole once again. as corny as it may sound, it does make me feel horny. wtf wtf
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