THE CAMWHORE IS BACK!!!1 FOR REAL
YOO HOOOOO!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT?? MY DAD (HE WORKS IN DUBAI) CAME BACK AND BOUGHT A SPANKIN' NEW CAMERA! AM I A SUPER LUCKY GIRL OR WHAT!! WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!
COME I SHOW YOU.
oh i didn't take any pictures with the camera, i mean like duh of course take pics of myself lah! =D
he bought the latest Lumix omgbbq which is damn damn damn freaking nice ok got pink/blue/black colour also but he chose the boring ol' silver. bah. =D
oh and he didn't give me the new Lumix but gave me his Nikon instead (which is only 5 months old anyway!!1) =D
I feel so blessed. and thankful amen. and most of all i feel so..camwhoric giler giler. So without further ado, here I present you..the camera!
Err..wait.
okay I do NOT have any picture of the camera T__T all pictures of myself..
erm myself..
wait another 20 more of myself.
Ah, I'm glad the camwhore in me is back.
Yesterday, I drove to college and back and I was stuck in the jam for some time. I have no idea why or how but I found out that I 'accidentally' brought the camera out for erm, in case of emergencies.
Wah poser sial with shades somemore but because I just regain my wholly-deserved camwhore status, I think I'll give myself the liberty to ber-poser all I want!
Hmmp.
Look at me I'm a puffer fish wtf (eh what is puffer fish)
Mummy see I'm driving while camwhoring! Hoho please do it at home nolah I where got so pro, was still stuck in jam.
oh finally! a 3/4 picture of my camera. and me heh.
ish got this driver next to me damn annoying one.
I was heheh applying makeup and camwhoring hehehe in the jam and he just kept staring and staring. Oi look at the road la stare so much if you're handsome you can stare all you want lah but muka macam cibai only.
Ehem so, the cars started moving and he was still staring knn until kena honked by other cars. padan muka. You should see the way he senyum kambing at me. Never see people camwhore before meh!
And goddammit please take out your ugly super black shiny shades la ok. you know that type that got rainbow colours one when reflected.
aiyah dunno how to explain lah but super fugly kao kao.
Right, back to pictures of, surprise surprise, myself again.
Wah so artistic dunno who take one leh. This, ladies and gents, is a picture of myself behind the wheel looking extremely bored with an old lady looking at me in the background.
oh wait, she wasn't looking at me. *disappointed
Hey let me ask you this! How many wheels does a car has?
5! plus the steering wheel! so smart.
This is a picture of myself pretending to be excited because I'm stuck in yet another jam.
And this is a picture of myself pointing at the door.
This is a helmet on the road. I wonder what happened..
This is me trying to look funny.
This is me in the salon waiting for Esther. (with a guy who mysteriously appeared from thin air and who actually knew I was taking a picture but pretended to look as if he didn't)
A picture of me with yellow teeth, the mysterious guy and half of a roasted to perfection Jessica.
Oklah that's all you can wake up from your deep slumber now.
Fuh, I'm happy to be back =)
Please download that thing to contribute to my 'buy new clothes' fund. kthxbye.
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And to my beloved prude reaching, happy 20th birthday! I wanted to be as bad as Aud and put your makeupless pictures but guess why I didn't? Cause I'm damn kind.
So to the girl who is proud to have single eyelids and has the loveliest curls ever,
you are getting old. hoho.
(and also the girl who has the prettiest clothes. why i keep puji-ing u! also the girl who..who..shit I can't think of any flaws)
and I really wanna post that pic of you smiling with one tooth out hahahahah but nevermindlah I'm far too kind wtf.
Posted at 5:49:41 pm by expectation
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